Mean Jesus Quotes

5 quotes by 5 authors

• I mean, Jesus was a white man too. He was a historical figure — that's a verifiable fact. — Megyn Kelly
• I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard — Will Ferrell
• I think you often say more by saying less. And interestingly enough, I mean, Jesus really set the standard. I mean, he could say more… — Mark Batterson
• She shuddered. “What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber
• More tweezers I mean, Jesus, my teeth they just need bleaching. I agrees with you, school's a breeze so I'll leave with you. Birds and… — Kitty Pryde

Who Wrote These Mean Jesus Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 5 Mean Jesus Quotes as follows:

• 1 Mean Jesus Quote by Megyn Kelly
• 1 Mean Jesus Quote by Will Ferrell
• 1 Mean Jesus Quote by Mark Batterson
• 1 Mean Jesus Quote by Tammara Webber
• 1 Mean Jesus Quote by Kitty Pryde