Me Masturbating Quotes

3 quotes by 2 authors

• I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
• My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their parents… — Seth Rogen
• If no one has ever caught me masturbating, have I even masturbated at all? — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Me Masturbating Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 3 Me Masturbating Quotes as follows:

• 2 Me Masturbating Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Me Masturbating Quote by Seth Rogen