Masturbates Quotes
- Clinton masturbates in the sinks. — Ann Coulter
- Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats;… — Philip Roth
- A freshman at Michigan State University was randomly assigned to the same dorm room his father occupied in 1978. A fact that will no doubt… — Seth Meyers