Masturbated Like Quotes

3 quotes by 2 authors

• I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off. — Tom DeLonge
• You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for… — Louis C. K.

Who Wrote These Masturbated Like Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 3 Masturbated Like Quotes as follows:

• 1 Masturbated Like Quote by Tom DeLonge
• 1 Masturbated Like Quote by Louis C. K.