Massage Parlor Quotes
- The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the… — George Carlin
- I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield
- If you live in a place that you perceive to be a crowded place, you appreciate government; you see it as this thing that protects… — Gail Collins
- If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might… — Christiaan Barnard