Mars Bar Quotes
- Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and… — Roald Dahl
- If you put a Mars bar in one of Glenn Hughes’ hands and a bass in the other, he’ll choose the Mars bar. — Gary Moore
- Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint… — Eddie Izzard
- I think I tried to steal a Mars bar once from a shop but then I went and put it back. — Daniel Radcliffe
- Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know… — Jaclyn Moriarty