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Many Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest…
- The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week?
- Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals…
- Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned,…
- I thought it very strange, and very sad, that the fairy kingdom largely appears to be English. I thought it was time for some regional…
- You see the lighted windows and what you want to think is that there may be many interesting stories behind them, but what you know…
- Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'
- Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.
- I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it's in the blood.
- Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no…
- I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use…
- Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without…
- Previous generations understood about death, and undoubtedly would have seen a reasonable amount of death. Once you get into the Victorian era, you might well…
- A European says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with me? An American says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? I make no…
- Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?" Mort thought for a moment. "No," he said eventually, "what?" There…
- Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how…
- Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have…
- Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than…
- Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician…
- It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating the homes of…
More Many Quotes
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason a small… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Second, we have to make the most of the strengths we have, the amenities that many of our competitors cannot replicate. But… — Gerard Arpey
- The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
- Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind… — Mary Kay Ash
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash