Man Was Arrested Quotes
- This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If that guy really… — Jimmy Fallon
- In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was… — Conan O'Brien
- Every time a crime was committed by a Muslim, that person's faith was mentioned, regardless of its relevance. When a crime is committed by a… — Dave Eggers
- Safe Place I rememberd the day when a B-52 flew over my place carring nucler warheads from it's mother bace. I rembered the day when… — Bobby Hazzard