Malfunction Quotes
22 quotes by 22 authors
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The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
— John Perry Barlow
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If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize that the technical demands of modern warfare are so complex a…
— Ernest K. Gann
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It signified nothing that the raw, male magnetism that emanated from him probably made compasses malfunction in his presence.
— Gaelen Foley
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There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions.
— LeVar Burton
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What is your major malfunction?
— R. Lee Ermey
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It is an irony of medical history that even as Freud's later work would make him the progenitor of modern psychodynamic psychotherapy, which is generally…
— Scott Stossel
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If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.
— Arthur Bloch
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Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning.
— Frederick Lenz
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Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.
— Guy Berryman
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Personally, I’ve gotten so that I now use a kind of two-track analysis. First, what are the factors that really govern the interests involved, rationally…
— Charlie Munger
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But Tudor mansions on manicured grounds didn't look right with their grand front doors wide open to the night. It was like a debutante flashing…
— J R Ward
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It didn't make you noble to step away from something that wasn't working, even if you thought you were the reason for the malfunction. Especially…
— Sarah Dessen
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Depression - that limp word for the storm of black panic and half-demented malfunction - had over the years worked itself out in Charlotte's life…
— Sebastian Faulks
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Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
— Charles Stross
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The other thing that troubled me: Dad was clutching his workbag. Usually when he does that, it means we're in danger. Like the time gunmen…
— Rick Riordan
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And what am I? (Adron) You’re kind and decent. You have a good heart. (Livia) I have no heart at all. What I have is…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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What’s with her?†says the painter. “She’s mad because she’s a woman,†Jon says. This is something I haven’t heard for years, not since high…
— Margaret Atwood
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Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley…
— Ridley Pearson
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Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure…
— Lynda Barry
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Obviously a major malfunction.
— Stephen LaBerge
Who Wrote These Malfunction Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 22 Malfunction Quotes as follows: