Making Jokes Quotes

15 quotes by 15 authors

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. — Emily Deschanel
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high… — Stephen Colbert
If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father. — Mary Todd Lincoln
I was feeling guilty in the beginning; it was frustrating to be successful when a lot of my friends weren't. Also, I was constantly being… — Cindy Sherman
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. — Marilyn Monroe
I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes. — Saoirse Ronan
I heard some interesting things about your performance up here." "I hear interesting things about your 'performance' all the time Doug, but you don't hear… — Richelle Mead
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely… — Joan Rivers
Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these… — Michael Leunig
If you like quick put-downs and aggressive interactions with the audience, you will probably not enjoy the rambles of an unusual character act making jokes… — Amy Hoggart
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their… — Maria Shriver
When you make jokes in front of me.. I laughed. when you stop making jokes, and just trying to stare at me... I smiled.:) — Donamari
I am a contradiction. I am an introvert, but I cant stand being by myself for more than a couple hours. I love to sleep… — Rachel:)
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on my tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
Depression Isn't funny. Cutting isn't funny. Annorexia isn't funny. Bulimia isn't funny. Suicide is definitely not funny. I don't know why you're making jokes about… — Kaylee Newton

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