Make Em Quotes

56 quotes by 52 authors

• A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I… — Yogi Berra
• I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the theater, we wore a shirt… — James Caan
• They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway. — Hunter S. Thompson
• You probably thinking they you've seen someone like me before. But I'm a G and they don't make em like me anymore. — Wiz Khalifa
• All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. — Bill Hicks
• I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! — Howard Hawks
• There ain't no rules here, we're trying to accomplish something...All this talk about rules...When the deal goes down...we make 'em up as we go along. — Alcee Hastings
• Steal! to be sure they may; and, egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children,-disfigure them to make 'em pass for their own. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
• We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make… — Ade Edmondson
• I think big, get cash, make em blink fast — Nicki Minaj
• I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em. — Carson Kressley
• Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. — William J. Clinton
• Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson
• Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. — Jon Lovitz
• We do all like to get things inside a barb-wire corral. Especially our fellow-men. We love to round them up inside the barb-wire enclosure of… — D. H. Lawrence
• A lot of the motivation for doing the 'Make 'Em Laugh' on SNL was because I had just finished shooting 'Inception,' where there were zero-gravity… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie?… — Brandon T. Jackson
• I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put… — Karl Pilkington
• I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. — Red Skelton
• Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em… — Robert Penn Warren

Who Wrote These Make Em Quotes

52 authors contributed a total of 56 Make Em Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Make Em Quotes by Mac Miller
• 2 Make Em Quotes by Katy Perry
• 2 Make Em Quotes by Rick Ross
• 1 Make Em Quote by Howard Hawks
• 1 Make Em Quote by Alcee Hastings
• 1 Make Em Quote by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
• 1 Make Em Quote by Ade Edmondson
• 1 Make Em Quote by Carson Kressley
• 1 Make Em Quote by William J. Clinton
• 1 Make Em Quote by Flip Wilson
• 1 Make Em Quote by Wiz Khalifa
• 1 Make Em Quote by Jon Lovitz
• 1 Make Em Quote by Nicki Minaj
• 1 Make Em Quote by D. H. Lawrence
• 1 Make Em Quote by Tom Waits
• 1 Make Em Quote by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• 1 Make Em Quote by Harry S. Truman
• 1 Make Em Quote by Brandon T. Jackson
• 1 Make Em Quote by Zora Neale Hurston
• 1 Make Em Quote by Karl Pilkington
• 1 Make Em Quote by Lil Wayne
• 1 Make Em Quote by Red Skelton
• 1 Make Em Quote by Jim Jones
• 1 Make Em Quote by Robert Penn Warren
• 1 Make Em Quote by Master P