Major League Quotes

93 quotes by 78 authors

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? — George Carlin
I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball. — Brooks Robinson
When in comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion. — George Carlin
A major league pitching coach is a really difficult job. It takes a big commitment in terms of time, travel and workload. — David Cone
The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league… — Chuck LaMar
I've face more than 35 major leaguers, and only two have ever made contact against me. — Jennie Finch
Speed is what makes the Premiership exciting. The millions who would have watched Manchester United and Chelsea would have seen a non-stop game in which… — Alan Hansen
Some kids dream of joining the circus, others of becoming a major league baseball player. I have been doubly blessed. As a member of the… — Graig Nettles
I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible. — Darrell Hammond
I don't want to be a Major League coach. — Barry Bonds
I'd like to help educate kids about the Major Leagues - what to anticipate, what to expect, what they'll need to do to prepare themselves — Barry Bonds
Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there. — Joe DiMaggio
But baseball bounced back in the next decade to reclaim its place as the national pastime: new heroes, spirited competition, and booming prosperity gave birth… — John Thorn
I came into the game when I broke into the major leagues, the minimum salary was seven thousand dollars, and I'd have to go home… — Nolan Ryan
Man, I've got a Rolls-Royce. Big house. Limo. All those things. This is why every kid's dream is to be a major-league ballplayer. — Lou Whitaker
The street to obscurity is paved with athletes who perform great feats before friendly crowds. Greatness in major league sports is the ability to win… — George Allen
I can't remember a major league game where I could make eye contact with my dad. I kept wondering if he was going to yell… — David Cone
God disguised as myriad things, and playing a game of tag has kissed you and said, "You're it. I mean you're really it. Now it… — Hafez
Major League Baseball has created a Pete Rose purgatory, and that's where he is. And that's where he's always going to be. It's unfortunate that… — Mike Schmidt
The fourth major league game I ever saw in person, I was in uniform — Ryne Sandberg

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