Mail Order Quotes
14 quotes by 14 authors
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Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark…
— Bill Maher
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Right-wing propagandists like Limbaugh and Coulter are essentially entertainers, entertainers who stimulate prejudice, selfishness and meanness the way a comedian works for laughs or a…
— Hal Crowther
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In my state, two women who came to the U.S. as 'mail-order brides' were killed by abusive husbands. They had risked everything to come to…
— Maria Cantwell
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In sex one wants or does not want. And the grief, the sorrow of life is that one cannot make or coerce or persuade the…
— Kate Millett
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My father had all kinds of instruments in the house that he would hide from my mother. He bought them through mail order!
— Cassandra Wilson
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Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to…
— Dave Barry
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Real cities have something else, some individual bony structure under the muck. Los Angeles has Hollywood -- and hates it. It ought to consider itself…
— Raymond Chandler
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When narratives fracture, when words fail, I take consolation from the part of my life that always works: the stationery order. The mail-order stationery people…
— Hilary Mantel
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I grew up with four T.V. channels. If you missed a show, you missed it. You gotta wait a week for the next one. I'd…
— George R. R. Martin
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Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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There were no mail-order catalogues in 1492. Marco Polo's journal was the wish book of Renaissance Europe. Then, Columbus sailed the ocean blue and landed…
— Tom Robbins
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Boredom forces you to ring people you haven’t seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conversation you remember why you left it so long.…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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Sea-Monkeys are hybrid brine shrimp and the brainchild of the mail-order entrepreneur Harold von Braunhut in 1957. When their crystallized eggs are submerged in water,…
— Brendan I. Koerner
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I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry.
— Zoidberg
Who Wrote These Mail Order Quotes
14 authors contributed a total of 14 Mail Order Quotes as follows: