Macho Quotes

69 quotes by 62 authors

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then… — Roseanne Barr
I don't like being called 'macho.' Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he's smart. That's smart in both senses:… — Andrea Bocelli
The three actors I admire the most are all dead. Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy and the French actor, Jean Gabin. They're all very natural, sort… — Michael Caine
I've always had a problem with the average macho man - they've always been a threat to me. — Kurt Cobain
I'm a UFC fighter, a macho-type sport. I am a heterosexual guy in a tough macho sport, which is exactly the reason I feel a… — Rashad Evans
A macho attitude is totally to my advantage. Guys try to hit it 400 feet out of the park, but in softball you have to… — Jennie Finch
What worries me the most is that most men are so weak. Because of that they act like they don't care and like machos -… — Salma Hayek
This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" — Judy Tenuta
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if… — Jason Bateman
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and… — Bryan Callen
Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness! — Randy Savage
Rumors went round that I might be gay. In some ways, I was happy w/ this. Larry Rivers proved to me that a gay man… — Pete Townshend
Our gays are more macho than their straights. — Ann Coulter
When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it… — Beck
First if all, never play macho man in the market. Second, never overtrade. My major problem was not the number of points I lost on… — Paul Tudor Jones
You can't ask a guy like me why [I performed]. I really wanted to fly through the air. I was a daredevil, a performer. I… — Evel Knievel
The nerd flavor of masculinity has overwhelmed the macho kind in real-life power dynamics, and therefore in popular culture. — Jaron Lanier
As boys without bonds to their fathers grow older and more desperate about their masculinity, they are in danger of forming gangs in which they… — Frank Pittman
Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Macho Madness. — Randy Savage
I developed physically and mentally to take such a big step in my life and in my profession, which is boxing, knowing that it would… — Orlando Cruz

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