Machine Quotes

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Don't worry kids, you'll find work. After all, my machine will need strong chess player-programmers. You will be the first. — Mikhail Botvinnik
There is no way that the heart-lung machine could have been devised and developed other than through studies on living creatures — Norman L Browse
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or… — Jack Handey
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth… — Jack Handey
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. — Jack Handey
A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car. — Christopher Poole
Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse. — Juan Manuel Fangio
Keke Rosberg is as calculating as a slot machine. — Louis Stanley
During a race, it's like I become a machine and the machine becomes a man. I talk to my cars, baby them, shout at them,… — Cale Yarborough
The urgent need today is to develop and support leaders on every level of government who are independent of the bossism of every political machine… — Phyllis Schlafly
I fought linotype and montype for some time because it would not justify as well as handset could be made to do; but at last,… — George Bernard Shaw
It is almost superfluous to say that there is no such thing as a free and independent press among the mainstream news media today. In… — Chuck Baldwin
Can we break the machine that is imposing right-wing radicalism on the United States? The scariest part is that the media is part of that… — Paul Krugman
You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. — Walter Lippmann
Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine. — Alex Comfort
Art is individualism, and individualism is a disturbing and disintegrating force. There lies its immense value. For what it seeks is to disturb monotony of… — Oscar Wilde
The breakup of Bell laid the foundation for every important communications revolution since the 1980s onward. There was no way of knowing that thirty years… — Tim Wu
Religious truth is captive in a small number of little manuscripts which guard the common treasures, instead of expanding them. Let us break the seal… — Johannes Gutenberg
God suffers in the multitude of souls whom His word can not reach. Religious truth is imprisoned in a small number of manuscript books, which… — Johannes Gutenberg
The machine will grind you down, but the machine is not bigger than the imagination. Rome fell in a day. We know this. — Suheir Hammad

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