Macguff Quotes
- Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level. — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. — Diablo Cody
- Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream... — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took… — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints. — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:… — Diablo Cody
- Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
- Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! — Juno (The Movie)
- Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad… — Juno (The Movie)
- Someday you'll be back here honey... on your terms. -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
- Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
- Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
- My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)