Lula Said Quotes

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• Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil. — Janet Evanovich
• You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with… — Janet Evanovich
• Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes… — Janet Evanovich
• I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula… — Janet Evanovich
• Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were… — Janet Evanovich
• Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.… — Janet Evanovich
• I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she… — Janet Evanovich
• You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the… — Janet Evanovich
• I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that… — Janet Evanovich
• As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped… — Janet Evanovich
• Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any hand signals for… — Janet Evanovich
• Thats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first time she exploded… — Janet Evanovich

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• 12 Lula Said Quotes by Janet Evanovich