Lula Quotes

28 quotes by 4 authors

Lula da Silva was my hero when he was president. I Googled him so many times. The fact that he got 20 million people out… — Joyce Banda
Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch… — Janet Evanovich
Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich — Janet Evanovich
You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie — Janet Evanovich
Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil. — Janet Evanovich
Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula — Janet Evanovich
You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with… — Janet Evanovich
I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have… — Janet Evanovich
Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes… — Janet Evanovich
Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short… — Janet Evanovich
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm… — Janet Evanovich
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a… — Janet Evanovich
Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the… — Janet Evanovich
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,â€ Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,â€ Lula… — Janet Evanovich
Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were… — Janet Evanovich
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.… — Janet Evanovich
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she… — Janet Evanovich
Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula — Janet Evanovich
You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?â€ â€œYeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right… — Janet Evanovich
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the… — Janet Evanovich

Who Wrote These Lula Quotes

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