Ludicrous Quotes

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Intelligent policies will be largely self-regulating in the sense that the system of incentives and standards makes it absolutely ludicrous to not move towards clean,… — Paul Hawken
Sometimes I think my purpose is as a saboteur when I'm working with other people, derailing what they're trying to do or taking things to… — Mark Leyner
Oh, that ludicrous virile earnestness! — Heinrich BÃ¶ll
I was scouted at a Cure concert. A model scout approached me there and asked me if I modeled, and I thought that was ludicrous. — Shalom Harlow
Dictators are ludicrous characters, and, you know, in my career and in my life, I've always enjoyed sort of inhabiting these ludicrous, larger-than-life characters that… — Sacha Baron Cohen
It allows you to say things that sound very dramatic and get away with it. If you had characters in modern fiction say the same… — Terry Goodkind
People started saying I was ignoring my country, making up stories about me. Ludicrous things, like that I throw tea on my assistants. — Joss Stone
It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of… — Ian Mckellen
This...is an age of specialization, and in such an age the repertory theater is an anachronism, a ludicrous anachronism. — Minnie Maddern Fiske
JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct… — Ambrose Bierce
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the _buffone_, or clown, and was therefore the ape of an… — Ambrose Bierce
No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the ludicrous. — Mark Twain
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as… — Robert Briffault
The idea of changing or improving the world is alien to me and seems ludicrous. Society functions, and always has, without the artist. No artist… — Georg Baselitz
To say there had been a loss was ludicrous; one lost a shoe or a set of keys. You did not suffer the death of… — Jodi Picoult
The movie industry had it better in the '30s and '40s, in terms of gender equality, than it does now, both in payment and in… — Daryl Hannah
You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. That's ludicrous. — Noel Gallagher
Bras are a ludicrous invention; but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression. — Germaine Greer
I've heard that I've gotten a lighter complexion, as if I've bleached my skin. I think that is so stupid and ludicrous. For those who… — NeNe Leakes
Situationism is a ludicrous proposition. It's ill-formed and it's perfectly French. That Gallic disposition towards common sense. L'Anarchie! — John Lydon

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