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• It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber,…
• We heard her come halfway up the stairs, where she must have seen the bedroom light on. Again, the normal parent reaction…
• Sometimes artist like to catch themselves looking out, let the world see them for once. It's a signature. This one is a…
• People were freaked out, but they showed it in weird ways. Back home, people would have been weeping and doing a lot…
• No one hid their interest when I walked into the room. I'm not sure if it was the news about Boo or…
• English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
• I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
• Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be confusing and…

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