Lockjaw Quotes
- I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Truth gets well if she is run over by a locomotive, while error dies of lockjaw if she scratches her finger. — William C. Bryant
- You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat… — Mark Twain
- The person whose face is between your legs is gonna get lockjaw. — Betty Dodson
- Sorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between… — Meg Cabot