Lobotomy Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off? — David Byrne
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers
Prejudices are useless. Call Los Angeles any dirty name you like - Six Suburbs in Search of a City, Paradise with a Lobotomy, anything -… — Clive James
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.... — Sarah Jessica Parker
If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy. — Kathryn Schulz
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper.… — Robin Williams
We come crawling through these cracks, orphans, lobotomies; if you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything. Whole rotten world come… — Kathy Acker
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits
It would seem that emotions are the curse, not death-emotions that appear to have developed upon a few freaks as a special curse from Malevolence.… — Annie Dillard
The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy. — Andrew Vachss
I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy. — Jennifer Estep
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. — Bill Watterson
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. — Fred Allen
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits

Who Wrote These Lobotomy Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Lobotomy Quotes as follows: