Little Plastic Quotes
9 quotes by 9 authors
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The role of the schoolmaster is to collect little plastic lumps of human dough from private households and shape them on the social kneading board.
— Edward Alsworth Ross
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your…
— Jack Handey
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Martin Swinger is one of those rare singer-songwriters who excels at everything: singing, songwriting, guitar-playing, and being so present with his humor, tenderness, and wild…
— Caryn Mirriam-Goldberg
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Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine. And the little plastic castle is a surprise everytime.
— Ani DiFranco
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I think 'G.I. Joe' is a perfect example of how I'm the world's worst businessman. If I were smart, I'd be writing 'World War Z…
— Max Brooks
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I've had a little plastic surgery. I've had a little lipo. I've had a little Botox. And you know what? None of it works. None…
— Jamie Lee Curtis
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I can't predict how reading habits will change. But I will say that the greatest loss is the paper archive - no more a great…
— Paul Theroux
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George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins. "You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?" Hermes picked up…
— Rick Riordan
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a fool forgetting all the ideals and joys I knew before, in my recent years of drinking and disappointment, what does he care if he…
— Jack Kerouac
Who Wrote These Little Plastic Quotes
9 authors contributed a total of 9 Little Plastic Quotes as follows: