Little Plastic Quotes

9 quotes by 9 authors

• The role of the schoolmaster is to collect little plastic lumps of human dough from private households and shape them on the social kneading board. — Edward Alsworth Ross
• If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your… — Jack Handey
• Martin Swinger is one of those rare singer-songwriters who excels at everything: singing, songwriting, guitar-playing, and being so present with his humor, tenderness, and wild… — Caryn Mirriam-Goldberg
• Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine. And the little plastic castle is a surprise everytime. — Ani DiFranco
• I think 'G.I. Joe' is a perfect example of how I'm the world's worst businessman. If I were smart, I'd be writing 'World War Z… — Max Brooks
• I've had a little plastic surgery. I've had a little lipo. I've had a little Botox. And you know what? None of it works. None… — Jamie Lee Curtis
• I can't predict how reading habits will change. But I will say that the greatest loss is the paper archive - no more a great… — Paul Theroux
• George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins. "You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?" Hermes picked up… — Rick Riordan
• a fool forgetting all the ideals and joys I knew before, in my recent years of drinking and disappointment, what does he care if he… — Jack Kerouac

Who Wrote These Little Plastic Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 9 Little Plastic Quotes as follows:

• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Caryn Mirriam-Goldberg
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Ani DiFranco
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Max Brooks
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Jamie Lee Curtis
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Paul Theroux
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Jack Kerouac
• 1 Little Plastic Quote by Edward Alsworth Ross