Linoleum Quotes

16 quotes by 13 authors

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum. — Tallulah Bankhead
Each individual cat got up and did his thing. It wasn't like today where they come down and put down some nice linoleum so you… — Jazzy Jay
Pots can show malice, the patterns of linoleum can leer up at you, treachery is the other side of dailiness. — Alice Munro
My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old… — Florida Scott-Maxwell
Peoples lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, unfathomable-deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum. . . . What I wanted [to write down]… — Alice Munro
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is,… — Dave Barry
Hard floorings such as marble, wood, terrazzo and linoleum, have become fashionable of late, but I believe they create a characterless "international" style that is… — George Pendle
It was the look you get when facing a sudden and insurmountable danger: the errant truck, the shaky ladder, the crazy person who pins you… — David Sedaris
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached… — Jeff Lindsay
It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum. — Terry Pratchett
What do you look at while youâ€™re making up your mind? Ours is not a reflective culture, we do no raise our eyes up to… — Thomas Harris
Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?"… — Janet Evanovich
Peopleâ€™s lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, and unfathomable â€“ deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum. — Alice Munro
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years. — Mae West
They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum. — Tallulah Bankhead
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Linoleum Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 16 Linoleum Quotes as follows: