Linoleum Quotes
16 quotes by 13 authors
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
— Tallulah Bankhead
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Each individual cat got up and did his thing. It wasn't like today where they come down and put down some nice linoleum so you…
— Jazzy Jay
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Pots can show malice, the patterns of linoleum can leer up at you, treachery is the other side of dailiness.
— Alice Munro
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My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old…
— Florida Scott-Maxwell
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Peoples lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, unfathomable-deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum. . . . What I wanted [to write down]…
— Alice Munro
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Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is,…
— Dave Barry
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Hard floorings such as marble, wood, terrazzo and linoleum, have become fashionable of late, but I believe they create a characterless "international" style that is…
— George Pendle
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It was the look you get when facing a sudden and insurmountable danger: the errant truck, the shaky ladder, the crazy person who pins you…
— David Sedaris
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After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached…
— Jeff Lindsay
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It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.
— Terry Pratchett
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What do you look at while you’re making up your mind? Ours is not a reflective culture, we do no raise our eyes up to…
— Thomas Harris
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Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?"…
— Janet Evanovich
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People’s lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, and unfathomable – deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum.
— Alice Munro
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Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
— Mae West
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They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.
— Tallulah Bankhead
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Linoleum Quotes
13 authors contributed a total of 16 Linoleum Quotes as follows: