Linesman Quotes
- Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule. — Andy Gray
- My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football… — Ian Holloway
- One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I think it will… — Ilie Nastase
- It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he… — Ian Holloway
- Four times out of five the linesman gets a better view of the ball near him than the player himself. — Helen Wills Moody
- Death is a linesman sees wide we can't cheat on him....... — Nkem