Limp Quotes

96 quotes by 86 authors

My first job, actually, was a Chicago Bulls commercial. I was a ninja. I walked with a limp for a week afterward and got paid… — Samuel Witwer
Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Unknown Author
C me walking wit a limp datsz my gun walk I'm strapped up nikka fukk a gun law I dnt do no arguing I let… — Dat Bish
To some people the limp glove, the smelly shoes, and the sturdy bat is just a game. But to me, it is te way of… — Savannah J
Sticks and Stones may break my bones...but I will still limp over and beat the shit out of you... — Eric Nickel
Someday you will be faced with the reality of loss. And as life goes on, days rolling into nights, it will become clear that you… — Dirgha
We went through ten years of the Limp Bizkit thing, and I didn't know what to do. — Courtney Love
Cuddy to House: l'll be on your couch with a shotgun, in case you try to make a limp for the border. — House MD
Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's… — Joey Jordison
1, 2, 3 times, two to the six. Jonesin' for your fix of that limp bizkit mix. So where the fuck you at punk, shut… — Limp Bizkit
Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp. Like an old school pimp or a real og. I rocking VANS I'm in the sand… — Lmfao
Me myself I park in handicap, the reason why... ya know my bankroll make me walk with a crazy limp. — Floyd Mayweather
Step by step notice your pattern, if there is a limp in your walk make the change, don't dwell on your yesterdays nothing is ever… — Michael Nixon
When life at times makes us stumble and fall...we may limp for awhile...struggle to walk for awhile...but before long we are up and running again...not… — Ash Sweeney
Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm strapped up, nigga fuck a gun law. See me walking with a limp, that's my gun walk. I don't do no arguin', I let… — Juicy J

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