Like Masturbation Quotes
- Bouldering is like masturbation: not as good as the real thing but you don't need to worry about your protection. — Scott Grimes
- I think that at a certain age, say fifteen or sixteen, poetry is like masturbation. But later in life good poets burn their early poetry,… — Umberto Eco
- LIFE is like MASTURBATION, its all in YOUR HANDS — Archie Fuentes