Like Getting Quotes

149 quotes by 140 authors

• Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden surprising outbursts of affection, and not be upset… — Superman
• My new approach for 2011 is... to treat people exactly the way they treat me.! It will be interesting to see just how they like… — Hussein Nishah
• A broken heart is like getting shampoo in your eyes. It feels for a while like you'll never see again, but after a few tears… — Bernajoy Vaal
• Falling in love with you is like getting a tattoo on your heart that can't be surgically removed. — Superman
• Getting things on credit is like getting them for nothing and paying for them later is like throwing the money away. — Vikrant Parsai
• You can't keep getting hurt by the same person. If he makes you cry and worry so bad and not get phone calls in weeks.… — Jasmine Laura
• I feel like getting played and used — Unknown Author
• You know what it's like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man.… — Liam Foster
• Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina. — Green Monk
• I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in… — Kesha
• Slips through your hand because they're too cold can't get a grip on what's in your sight it's like getting old, it's like getting told… — Quicksand
• Fck I Look Like Getting Back too a Has been YEAH I SAID IT ! Has-beed Hang it up FLATSCREEN. (Plasma) — Nicki Minaj
• It's so funny, because getting a role on Broadway is kind of like getting pregnant. All of a sudden, people start bombarding you with all… — Claire Danes
• It would be strange if I hadn't grown up, if I hadn't changed. I like getting older. I wouldn't want to be 22 or 25… — Anna Kournikova
• Blaming others for the way your life is going is just like getting on a train, going in the wrong direction and then blaming the… — Richard Wilkins
• Any time you have a negative play in the running game, it's like getting a penalty. — Bill Belichick
• I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but Im not happy. I dont feel the way Im supposed to… — Charlie Brown Christmas
• His beauty isnt't what makes me love him more with each day that passes by but his sense of humour, his sweetness, his laughter, his… — Josephine
• Nothing like getting your hopes up and enjoying life to have them ruined for the rest of the week ._. ..... derp — Candie
• A female saying that she doesn't like attention is like a guy saying he doesn't like getting blowjobs. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin

Who Wrote These Like Getting Quotes

140 authors contributed a total of 149 Like Getting Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Like Getting Quotes by Superman
• 3 Like Getting Quotes by Charles Bukowski
• 2 Like Getting Quotes by Bernajoy Vaal
• 2 Like Getting Quotes by Noel Gallagher
• 2 Like Getting Quotes by Bailey Heideman
• 2 Like Getting Quotes by Nicki Minaj
• 1 Like Getting Quote by John Waters
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Darby Stanchfield
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Meghan O'Rourke
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Chris Pine
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Gisel Rifmily
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Jon Lovitz
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Don Van Vliet
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Sarah Jessica Parker
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Gail Sheehy
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• 1 Like Getting Quote by Dick Martin
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Elisabeth Moss
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Gus Van Sant
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Steve Forbert
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• 1 Like Getting Quote by Edward Abbey
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• 1 Like Getting Quote by Charles Dudley Warner
• 1 Like Getting Quote by Orlando Bloom