Like Carrot Quotes
- As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. — Duane Chapman
- Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. — Dennis Miller
- Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost
- Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black