Liars Quotes
672 quotes by 521 authors
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If anyone tells you he is never afraid, he is a liar or he is a Gurkha.
— Sam Manekshaw
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It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. Jerome K. Jerome It is a puzzling…
— Robert M. Pirsig
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Liar, lawyer, mirror show me. What’s the difference?
— Maynard James Keenan
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I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So…
— Zach Braff
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Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running away from. Sugar:…
— Marilyn Monroe
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All liars ... lie to protect themselves, to shield their egos from the raw pain of truth.
— Aminatta Forna
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If at the end of the season I'm leaving the club, you have the right to come to me and say: 'Jose, you are a…
— Jose Mourinho
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Tira: Whatever you're thinkin' you're wrong. I only like him like a brother. You ain't got nothin' to worry about. . . . Say listen…
— Mae West
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For every time she shouted "Fire!" They only answered "Little liar!" And therefore when her aunt returned, Matilda, and the house, were burned.
— Hilaire Belloc
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I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to…
— John Ritter
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FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher.…
— Jack Handey
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Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life…
— Mickey Rooney
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I'm a bad liar; I don't know what to say backstage.
— Uta Hagen
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Conquer a liar with truth.
— Gautama Buddha
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A liar freely gives his oath
— Douglas Malloch
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All Cretans are liars.
— Epimenides
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I will prove by my life that my critics are liars.
— Plato
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Those who say they dislike dogma, or 'certainty', tend to be liars, hypocrites, or simply wrong. What they really dislike is the dogma of those…
— Jonah Goldberg
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I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.
— Ben Bailey
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