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Less Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be…
- What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said,…
- You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons.
- The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do…
- It was like being in a Jane Austen novel, but one with far less clothing.
- …We were born vampires." "I thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s…
- You are very clever,' said the old man shyly. 'I would like to eat your brains, one day,' For some reason the books of etiquette…
- The Four Horsemen whose Ride presages the end of the world are known to be Death, War, Famine, and Pestilence. But even less significant events…
- They were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a quality you should always pray for in your would-be murderer.
- Ordinary fortune-tellers tell you what you want to happen; witches tell you what’s going to happen whether you want it to or not. Strangely enough,…
- One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
More Less Quotes
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Creation is not a property, which we can rule over at will; or, even less, is the property of only a few:… — Pope Francis
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- The less government we have the better. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Take Me Or Leave Me Accept Me Or Walk Away, Love Me Or Hate Me But Dont Make Me Feel Like Less… — Superman
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves… — Bernard Baruch
- One of the things that distinguishes man from the other animals is that he wants to know things, wants to find out… — C.S. Lewis