Leftover Quotes

46 quotes by 41 authors

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. — Johnny Carson
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever… — John Cheever
With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died — Mercedes McCambridge
Worry is the senseless process of cluttering up tomorrows opportunities with leftover problems from today — Barbara Johnson
I have made the best and happiest ending that I can in this world, made it out of the flax and netting and leftover trim… — Amy Bloom
Eating meat is a leftover of the greatest brutality [killing]; the transition to vegetarianism is the first and most natural consequence of enlightenment. — Leo Tolstoy
When some state or other offered Alexander a part of its territory and half of all its property he told them that 'he hadn't come… — Seneca the Younger
Many of the delicious soups you eat in French homes and little restaurants are made just this way, with a leek-and-potato base to which leftover… — Julia Child
He immediately started charming my mom until she was nothing but a gooey puddle in the middle of the foyer.He loved her new haircut.She got… — J. Lynn
The people God put in your life are not there by accident. Donâ€™t get so busy that you just give them your leftover time. — Joel Osteen
Expectations are just leftover praise. They are a blessing. If you didn't have the capability to meet them, they wouldn't exist. — Chris Shiflett
But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with… — Joely Fisher
Always strive to give your spouse the very best of yourself; not what's leftover after you have given your best to everyone else. — Dave Willis
I'm a leftover junkie. — Kris Carr
I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream. — Rachel Dratch
For any leftover inventory, publishers must have a program to maximize the sale of a book. — David Dunn
On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early… — Amy Sedaris
It is these black clothes," said Strange. "I am like a leftover piece of funeral, condemned to walk about the Town, frightening people into thinking… — Susanna Clarke
Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I'm… — Jennifer Rardin
My life is not packaged, Not tidy. There are leftover strands and jagged Edges that cut even my friends. — Walter Dean Myers

Who Wrote These Leftover Quotes

41 authors contributed a total of 46 Leftover Quotes, led by these top contributors: