Leash Quotes

82 quotes by 67 authors

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It… — Joan Rivers
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be… — Mark Twain
A leash is a rope with a noose at both ends. — Ayn Rand
I want to be in fifth grade again. Now, that is a deep dark secret, almost as big as the other one. Fifth grade was… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around). — MaryJanice Davidson
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so… — Christopher Moore
Since Iâ€™m presuming you donâ€™t mean you finally bought him a leash, let me say simply that there is a big difference between allowing an… — Richelle Mead
You will have no sensation of a leash around your neck if you sit by the peg. It is only when you stray that you… — Michael Parenti
I hate to be obvious," added the Scarecrow, "but you'd have saved yourself a heap of trouble if you weren't too cheap to invest in… — Gregory Maguire
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs
Is there anything else you need to tell me?â€ Every time I look at you, I have to put a leash on myself. â€œNo. — Ilona Andrews
When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you. — Ilona Andrews
Satan prowls but heâ€™s a lion on a leash — Ann Voskamp
We have to figure this out, Jackson, so leash the lust.â€ His chin went up as he stared down at her. â€œWoman, you ask the… — Lori Foster
does you costume involve leather?" she'd asked. and he'd said, "Actually, yeah, it might." it really did. it involved a leather dog collar, leather pants… — Rachel Caine
People who think they're free in this world just haven't come to the end of their leash yet. — Michael Parenti
You the Dark-Hunter?" Kyrian arched a brow. "You the flunky?" "I don't like your tone." "And I dont't like you. Now that we've dispensed with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You keep life on a short leash.â€ â€œWhatâ€™s that supposed to mean?â€ â€œYouâ€™re scared of what you canâ€™t control. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Behind the fury, he was tired. He was tired of being hauled around and shoved into a little room. He was tired of trying for… — Kim Harrison
I had kissed my share of men, particularly during the war years, when flirtation and instant romance were the light-minded companions of death and uncertainty.… — Diana Gabaldon

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