Laughs Quotes

610 Laughs quotes by 465 unique authors

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. — Liz Curtis Higgs
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good… — Rene Descartes
If I'm not mistaken, Sigmund Freud said that in every idealisation there's an aggression. Depicting the Pope as a sort of Superman, a star, is… — Pope Francis
A man of knowledge chooses a path with a heart and follows it and then he looks and rejoices and laughs and then he sees… — Carlos Castaneda
I don't know what to say about myself. I don't know myself (laughs). People say my humility but I believe we're all humble in our… — Fernando Torres
Women must write through their bodies, they must invent the impregnable language that will wreck partitions, classes, and rhetorics, regulations and codes, they must submerge,… — Helene Cixous
People ask me to describe how I play, and the most obvious answer is that I'm a jazz influenced guitar player. But I'm not a… — Larry Carlton
For me, the great joy is to watch an audience watching what I've made. To hear not a peep from the audience at the right… — Michael Bay
He who laughs last didn't get the joke. — Charles de Gaulle
Gradually, at the concerts, I began to hear calls for 'the fat girl'.... Then I would jump up for the piano stool, forgetting about my… — Sophie Tucker
You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself for jumping. — Alan Watts
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any… — David Sedaris
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to… — Ken Dodd
Hope is a merciless tormentor. It's the sound of trickling water to parched lips. The prospect of love to the unlovable. A miracle cure to… — Robert Liparulo
The thing is this: When I play, what I try to do is to reach my subconscious level. I don't want to overtly think about… — Sonny Rollins
I've always been very bonded to animals - more so than most people. (laughs) I don't think that they can defend themselves, so we have… — Jennie Garth
Nature laughs at the difficulties of integration. — Pierre-Simon Laplace
If anybody laughs at your idea, view it as a sign of potential success! — Jim Rogers
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. — Jackie Mason
I listen to the crowds [laughs]... I like Blind Melon very much. — Robert Plant

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