Late Breaking Quotes
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of… — Dave Barry
- My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay. — Carol Leifer
- But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can… — Jon Stewart