Last Guy Quotes

20 quotes by 18 authors

The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as… — Brad Sherwood
Don't you ever touch me. Don't ever touch me. The last guy who touched me ended up on the ground dead. — Don Young
I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me. — Ronnie Shakes
Trust me, if you're working on a $70 million movie and you're the last guy, you feel all that weight on your shoulders. — Hans Zimmer
I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. — Jack Nicholson
I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, Iâ€™m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose itâ€™s a step up. The last guy I had in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, you go after her, and I suggest you invest in a steel plated jockstrap. Last guy who said something sexual to her and pissed… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It was not enough to be the last guy she kissed. I wanted to be the last one she loved. And I knew I wasnâ€™t.… — John Green
it was not enough to be the last guy she kissed. i wanted to be the last one she loved. — John Green
Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any… — Mira Grant
Trey scoffed. "Between you and me, Brayden's probably the last guy in the world you have to worry about. I think he's as clueless as… — Richelle Mead
Jack leaned over, â€œEver get the impression that these women are way out of our league?â€ â€œI shot the last guy who said that to… — Julie James
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're… — Bill Maher
I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400. — Ted Williams
Little did I now that we were going to be together.. things happen for a reason baby.. but just dont break my heart.. its just… — Jazmine Lovebug
Someday youll gonna realize One day youll see through my eyes But then I wont even be there Ill be happy somewhere Even if I… — Nina
But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole… — Arlo Guthrie
But clearly, this is what this is about. It's about pushing the security bubble out. It's about rooting out every last guy, so that there's… — David Petraeus
I'm the last guy left. That's what happens when you live to 84. — Harold Russell
Hung ova, stoned sober my last guy crashed and burned so game over. — Twiztid

Who Wrote These Last Guy Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 20 Last Guy Quotes as follows: