Lap Dance Quotes

14 quotes by 10 authors

• When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was… — Emile Hirsch
• We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP -- an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks no… — Cintra Wilson
• I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't… — Stan Lee
• I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance. — Lexa Doig
• Ass so fat, I need a lap dance, — Krystal
• Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety. Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me. — Panic At The Disco
• Ass so Fat Need a Lap Dance — Tyga
• Benzo.batman..big hoe.lap dance.ass so fat I need a lap dance ! — Tyga
• Benzo, Batman, Thick H**, Lap dance. A** so fat, need a lap dance. — Tyga
• While I'm gettin' a lap dance I'm so ahead I might lap you — Kurt
• It doesent bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal? — Stacy Keibler
• I found a woman who taught me how to strip at home, in the privacy of my own environment, with nobody else watching me. That… — Famke Janssen

Who Wrote These Lap Dance Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 14 Lap Dance Quotes as follows:

• 3 Lap Dance Quotes by Tyga
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Emile Hirsch
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Cintra Wilson
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Stan Lee
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Lexa Doig
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Krystal
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Panic At The Disco
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Kurt
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Stacy Keibler
• 1 Lap Dance Quote by Famke Janssen