Lady Said Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• Upon hearing the results of her breast examination, the First Lady said - "I guess it's my turn." — Nancy Reagan
• The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own… — Jay Leno
• I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I said, 'Celebrating… — Mitch Hedberg
• Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams, Jr.
• And a bearded lady said to me... — Jethro Tull
• I don't think he was knowable. I mean, when most people talk about knowing somebody a lot or a little, they're talking about the secrets… — Kurt Vonnegut
• I’m sorry, my lady,” said Geric, rubbing his arm. “But I failed to force an apology out of the offending goose. — Shannon Hale
• A Pastor came out of his house Only to find two women(witches) smiling and talking about the month of MAY The 1st lady said she… — Arcine Arciniegas

Who Wrote These Lady Said Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 Lady Said Quotes as follows:

• 1 Lady Said Quote by Jay Leno
• 1 Lady Said Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Lady Said Quote by Hank Williams, Jr.
• 1 Lady Said Quote by Jethro Tull
• 1 Lady Said Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
• 1 Lady Said Quote by Shannon Hale
• 1 Lady Said Quote by Arcine Arciniegas
• 1 Lady Said Quote by Nancy Reagan