Kitten Quotes

207 quotes by 147 authors

Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten — Lierre Keith
When I think of happiness or joy in this life, I begin with some experiences that are simple and basic. I see the expression on… — Dallin H. Oaks
I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that. — Ann-Margret
As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am… — Martha Stewart
Thereâ€™s no such thing as free kittens. — Brian P. Cleary
Why are you chasing your tail so?" Said the kitten, "I have learned that the best thing for a cat is happiness, and that happiness… — C L R James
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat. — Ogden Nash
Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's… — Al Capone
Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much. — James Cromwell
The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness and misery. Happiness is never better exhibited than by young animals, such as puppies,… — Charles Darwin
While yes we can both agree the sudden recovery of this footage smells not a little, and that we appear to be bits of tinfoil-on-string… — China Mieville
In the lead-up to the launch of my new book I Was Here, Iâ€™ve seen a lot of discussion about depression and suicide and mental… — Gayle Forman
A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a living room. An… — Preston Sturges
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert
I wanted to highlight the destruction in Gaza by posting photos on my website - but on the internet people only look at pictures of… — Banksy
Kittens will make your sad go away — David Wong
I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert… — Lindsay Lohan
Bonnie who had never hurt a - a harmless thing for malice. Bonnie who was like a kitten making airy pounces at no prey at… — L. J. Smith
I still have a problem with nuns. I follow them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. After a while, all my characters… — Meg Tilly
Elf made his way fuzzily back to the drawer, trying to think nasty thoughts about his tormentor (Mungo the dog) but he couldn't, as he… — Martha Grimes

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