Kill Me Quotes

501 quotes by 367 authors

If anyone else played Hermione, it would actually kill me. — Emma Watson
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. — Steven Wright
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. — Henny Youngman
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. — Henny Youngman
'That which does not kill me makes me stronger' is not a law of the universe. What it can be, if we so choose, is… — Julian Baggini
Well, it's either kiss me or kill me, that's how I see it. — Tom Waits
Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever change. — Marquis de Sade
If you kill me, you kill yourself." [...] He only wanted to convey to Janegg the truth of ahimsa, which is that all beings were… — David Zindell
Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what… — Malcolm X
Sighing, she gave a brief nod. â€œI was supposed to win. I was supposed to finish you off. They never counted on you winning. And… — James Patterson
My parents are going to kill me!" "That seems rather harsh... — Garth Nix
It kills me sometimes, how people die. — Markus Zusak
You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air,… — Maya Angelou
Only God Can Judge Me That which does not kill me can only make me stronger. I don't see why everybody feel as though that… — Tupac Shakur
They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then they will have my dead body, but not my obedience. — Mahatma Gandhi
I know you love me, but I don't know why. I look at you and I just can't get why it's me. Every time I… — Nora Roberts
This affliction--hope--is so cruel and stubborn, I believe it will kill me — Patricia McCormick
If you want to stop me you're going to have to came at me like your going to kill me." -Hatsuharu — Natsuki Takaya
They're trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly. No one's trying to kill you," Clevinger cried. Then why are they shooting at me?" Yossarian… — Joseph Heller
If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning." Parker looked at him. "So you've still got tonight,"… — Donald E. Westlake

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