Kids Named Quotes
- San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug. — Tom Lehrer
- A c0uple had three kids named s0meb0dy,n0b0dy and crazy. N0b0dy was the fav0rite, s0meb0dy was jeal0us s0 he killed n0b0dy. Crazy saw what happnd and… — Luna Adriana Ardiansyah
- Jon's mother had three kids named Penny, Nickel and __????__. You'll be amazed how many people get this wrong. — Justin Mccloskey