Keg Quotes

17 quotes by 16 authors

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling,… — Jeff Cesario
Keg in the closet pizza on the floor left over from the night before, where we were going we didn't really care. We had all… — Kenny Chesney
One day, to everyoneâ€™s astonishment, someone drops a match in the powder keg and everything blows up. — James A. Baldwin
Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know we're all women.… — Sloane Crosley
I asked the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell me what is happiness. And I went to famous executives who boss the… — Carl Sandburg
Let me guess,â€ Eli said, his voice that low, even timbre, as always. â€œDrinking from kegs also falls under outdoor activity.â€ I just looked at… — Sarah Dessen
Oh, baby, this ainâ€™t asshole. Trust me. Thereâ€™s a whole keg of asshole I havenâ€™t even begun to tap yet. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
So, cutting the lashing of the waterproof match keg, after many failures Starbuck contrived to ignite the lamp in the lantern; then stretching it on… — Herman Melville
My love of horses began in College Park, with me and 10 friends on two couches and a keg of beer in the back of… — Kevin Plank
I feel like I was born to do this... I started working professionally as soon as I could, doing weddings and things like that in… — Idina Menzel
I started working professionally as soon as I could, doing weddings and things like that in high school, while everyone else was having keg parties.… — Idina Menzel
Aquafina kid cuisine and a laptop bc chillin like degrees for da sasquacth.. talks pop like the in the middle cinnamon Benjamins never had em… — Yeah
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg. — Homer Simpson
If they keg is tapped and you're getting capped, take your girl to the sack and I'll take a nap. — Hollywood Undead
Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby! -Cindy Campbell — Scary Movie
Alot of us once had a great body as we didn't work out and we lost it all. Our 6 pk became a keg, our… — Kevin McCarty
What will be will surely be. The keg to unlock every impossibility is trusting and believing in The Most High God, The creator of Heaven… — Kaly

Who Wrote These Keg Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 Keg Quotes as follows: