Kangaroo Quotes
25 quotes by 23 authors
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I was taught to read by my grandmother. Central to her method was a tale of unnatural love called 'The Duck and the Kangaroo'. Then,…
— Gore Vidal
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
— Karl Pilkington
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
— Todd Barry
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He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
— Andy Van Slyke
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Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.
— Calvin Trillin
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Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo — Captain Kangaroo... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.
— Bob Keeshan
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There is nothing more delightful than to scoop up a wild joey in your arms and smell the wind and eucalyptus in the coats of…
— Stella Reid
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Your heart keeps jumping like a kangaroo, floating like an onion in a bowl of stew.
— Fabian
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If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.
— Steve Fowler
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I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer…
— Dick Van Dyke
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I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake,…
— Steve Irwin
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Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling.
— Steve Irwin
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It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
— Sid Waddell
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How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!"…
— Dr. Seuss
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Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad…
— Dr. Seuss
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Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia.…
— Jennifer Rardin
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I'm so glad you're back. We need you here. I mean...Burnett's okay, but...he's not you." Holiday arched a brow. "I hear he wasn't even himself…
— C.C. Hunter
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Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.
— Ilona Andrews
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Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.
— Rick Riordan
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I had longed to be a butterfly, and I was one at last. I attended private parties in sumptuous evening dress, simpered and aired my…
— Mark Twain
Who Wrote These Kangaroo Quotes
23 authors contributed a total of 25 Kangaroo Quotes as follows: