K Mart Quotes
- My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd… — Vincent Gallo
- Punk's not dead, it's just at K-Mart. — John Rzeznik
- My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking… — Jeff Foxworthy
- My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They were… — Marco Rubio
- Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I… — Bill Watterson
- Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart! — Madea
- Lort jesus dont let run my car over da k mart — Madea
- She goner make me tear da K and da B offa dis K mart — Madea
- You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' — Jeff Foxworthy
- 15 I was pushing carts at K-Mart. By 21 they said Id be inside a graveyard. — Cyhi Da Prynce