Juno Macguff Quotes
- Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level. — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took… — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints. — Diablo Cody
- Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:… — Diablo Cody