Juice Quotes

349 quotes by 307 authors

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?! — Kevin Hart
I'm not easily grossed out, but you can't help being turned off a little at the thought of being plastered to the ceiling by your… — Anna Faris
New Porsche deuced up, two cups got juice in it. Two forks, two pots, I could whip it both-handed. — 2 Chainz
Back once again, sipping 'eine, mixed with juice and gin. Bitches in, couple lady friends countin Benjamins. — Asap Rocky
They ask me why I sip this devil juice, cause it feel incredible, problems I got several, thank god that none of that medical. — Mac Miller
YOU BLACK MIDGET BITCH! Get the juice punk ass daddy! — Kevin Hart
Crushing hoes, slamming doors while the chassis shake. From the sub, work the juice, bitch I want the bass. — Big Krit
People think I am best voted to stare at an orange juice carton because it says — Ass Hole
Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. -Smokey — Friday
I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird. — Snooki
Don't show me your attitude, I know it's cheaper than a juice bottle. — Himanshu
Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze — Timothy Olyphant - The Girl Next Door
I gotta show em' how to eat right man, that's all...I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice...I just… — Chad Ochocinco
Hosed down in Mega Man juice. — Morgan Webb
If it grows in the dirt, you can juice it! — Judy ColÃ³n
I love my women like my juice, naked all natural no preservatives or fakeness — Emblem3
Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommys hair. — Honey Boo Boo Child
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams
She is the one who makes everyone laugh, She is beautiful, and perfect in every way, She loves you and, and any guy would be… — For My Twin Quotes
She is the one who makes everyone laugh, She is beautiful, and perfect in every way, She loves you and, and any guy would be… — Love My Twin!

Who Wrote These Juice Quotes

307 authors contributed a total of 349 Juice Quotes, led by these top contributors: