Joint Quotes

265 quotes by 229 authors

Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint… — Eddie Izzard
Power is the engine of the world,and sex and money its oil and lubricants.God is at best the invocation before you start the engine-meaningless if… — Tarun J. Tejpal
Right now in American writing there is no genre as exciting as memoir - the writer can do anything, as long as it works. It's… — Anthony Swofford
Whatever I'm already doing becomes enhanced when I smoke pot. It can also be demotivating, because if I'm not doing anything and I smoke a… — Chrissie Hynde
We, the present-day political leaders, are called upon to take responsibility for making joint decisions upon which the prosperity of future generations will heavily depend.… — Unknown Author
So I asked him to play "Trav'lin' All Alone." That came closer than anything to the way I felt. And some part of it must… — Billie Holiday
In Jamaica, you learn as a child how to roll a joint. Everyone here has tried it. I did too — Usain Bolt
The organizer of industry who thinks he has 'made' himself and his business has found a whole social system ready to his hand in skilled… — Leonard Trelawny Hobhouse
Marijuana gives rise to insanity -- not in its users but in the policies directed against it. A nation that sentences the possessor of a… — Eric Schlosser
'Tis not a lip, or eye, we beauty call, But the joint force and full result of all. — Alexander Pope
ROMEO to BALTHASAR But if thou, jealous, dost return to pry In what I further shall intend to do, By heaven, I will tear thee… — William Shakespeare
We had people of all backgrounds coming together - all races, all creeds, all colors, all status in life. And coming together there was a… — Dorothy Height
After my first visit to Japan, in 1960, to work on a joint model building project at Osaka University, I maintained a continuing interest in… — Lawrence Klein
Animal experimentation has been essential to the development of all cardiac surgery, transplantation surgery, joint replacements and all vaccinations. — Joseph Murray
I appeal to the responsibility of the blocs and the major powers, not to seek security in the arms race, but rather in a meeting… — Gustav Heinemann
Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint — Tom Petty
Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find… — DJ Quik
The joint lubrication was not what it was when I was competing, and I decided that not having arthritis or rheumatism for the rest of… — Edwin Moses
For a joint scientificÂ and geographical piece of organization, give me Scott; for a winter journey, give meÂ Wilson; for a dash to the Pole… — Apsley Cherry-Garrard
You can't roll a joint on an iPod, buy vinyl. — Shelby Lynne

Who Wrote These Joint Quotes

229 authors contributed a total of 265 Joint Quotes, led by these top contributors: