John Beckwith Quotes
- What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again. - John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers
- What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water? - John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers
- Chazz Reinhold: So how's my prot�g�? John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married! Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser!… — Wedding Crashers
- Vivian: Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%? John Beckwith: I hope just 50 but who knows. — Wedding Crashers
- John Beckwith: I have a better idea. Throw an interception to Claire, get her feeling good about herself. You think you can do that? Jeremy… — Wedding Crashers
- I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula. -John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers
- Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is… — Wedding Crashers
- John Beckwith: Get up, you're making us look like pussies. Jeremy Grey: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you. — Wedding Crashers