« All John Quotes · Chuck Klosterman's Page
John Quotes by Chuck Klosterman
- But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind…
- I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.
- A homeless man once told me that dancing to rap music is the cultural equivalent of masturbating, and I'd sort of fell the same way…
- It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't…
More John Quotes
- John rose to his feet and apologized to Holiday. Her mom seethed. Her dad tried to talk to her seething mom. Holiday… — C.C. Hunter
- Dear brothers and sisters, after the great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me - a simple, humble worker in… — Pope Benedict XVI
- Today, I, too, wish to reaffirm that I intend to continue on the path toward improved relations and friendship with the Jewish… — Pope Benedict XVI
- There's a good television programme called 'Disco 2.' It's quite good but again it's average, average. It's all on a down play.… — David Bowie
- John Updike: our greatest suburban chic-boutique man of letters. A smug and fatal complacency has stunted his growth beyond hope of surgical… — Edward Abbey
- John Kerry's campaign attacks on gas prices ignore the reality of Kerry's long record of supporting higher gas prices and blocking the… — Steve Schmidt
- A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain… — Conan O'Brien
- John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only… — Isaac Asimov