Jock Quotes

58 quotes by 56 authors

Your mouth smells like my jock strap. — Kool Moe Dee
Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious. — Duff Goldman
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. — Al Yankovic
I've been described as a smart actor because I've attended college. Or I've been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, 'So, are actors… — Omari Hardwick
I was a misfit, but I think most teenagers feel that way. I don't care if you were a popular jock or the kid who… — Charles de Lint
I went to college to be a jock and to play on the baseball team. And then, I got cut and realized that that was… — Charlie Day
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. — Billy Corgan
I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. — John Mayer
I'm really clear about what my life mission is now. There's no more depression or lethargy, and I feel like I've returned to the athlete… — Alanis Morissette
I'm kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active. — Laura Schlessinger
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his… — Louise Rennison
I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, anyone to sit next to.… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the… — Eoin Colfer
And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made him even cuter.… — Lilith Saintcrow
I'd kind of expected that kids who knew about the Real World wouldn't act like jock dipwads. Guess I was wrong. — Lilith Saintcrow
She stared at Peter, and she realized that in that one moment, when she hadn't been thinking, she knew exactly what he'd felt as he… — Jodi Picoult
A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare. — P. C. Cast
Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock — Terry Pratchett
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you… — Rachel Caine
I started to duck under the spears, only to have the two vamps on the other wall suddenly appear in my face. Or, at least,… — Karen Chance

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